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  3. William recalled his own mother, a figure of quiet strength lingering smell of Nut Brown ales “Remember, William,” she would say, as she dragged me along slowly down the street, “it’s the journey that counts, not the destination.

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  4. gentle reminder that knowledge was not merely stored in books but gathered from all

    experiences, conversations, and the world around me.

    For some reason from time to time developed this feeling of hanging her upside down, then removing the wrinkles out of her throat. There I was naked standing in our tin bath.

    20/12/1943.

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