BURNHAMS BRITAIN
Who’s in who’s out?
Angela Raynor gets position of housing secretary and immediately promises to help first time buyers to navigate the winding rivers of tax avoidance.
Yvette Cooper appointed new health secretary promises to rid the inner city area’s of seagulls.
Ed Silliband as taken up the role of foreign secretary and promises we will have Brits on the moon by 2030 and the first asylum processing center’s will be running not long after.
Rachael Reeves sacked as chancellor declines the offer of minister for model railways.
Wes Streeting given job of defense secretary denies plotting against Burnham in a bid to become PM.
David Lammy off to take up his new role.
David Lammy offered brand new government position of nodding dog.
Andy Burnham to give tax relief for model railway enthusiast’s and promises to take Britain to infinity and beyond, whilst building a model railway layout on the top floor of No 10. By 2032 we will have a fleet of triple decker buses operating though all Cities in the UK and promises 10p journeys anywhere anytime in Great Britain.
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