What activities do you lose yourself in? Australian fresh water crocodile wrestling. Its very therapeutic. http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

Animal comparison

Which animal would you compare yourself to and why? I would compare myself to a Orang Utang for the simple reason that none of us look like a giraffe. Now would be a good time to bang the rocks together and visit http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

Shopping spree

Where would you go on a shopping spree? Mmmn I think I would likevto go back a few centuries and go shopping in medieval England. http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

My middle name

What is your middle name? Does it carry any special meaning/significance? My middle name is Wowbagger, from a character in a book. Do you know which book?

Biography Title

If there were a biography about you, what would the title be? Walking with Kimodo Dragons. The life and times of me. now you can bang the rocks together and visit http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

What were your parents doing at your age? Enjoying intergalactic space cruises, and time travelling http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com. click on the menu button top right of page

Write about your dream home. A house made of chocolate so I could eat myself out of house and home. http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

You get some great, amazingly fantastic news. What’s the first thing you do? Go tell my new sofa

What do you enjoy doing most in your leisure time? I enjoy chasing kimodo dragons round my living room.

My dream job

What’s your dream job? Alligator wrestler