What’s your favorite time of day? My favorite time of day is breakfast. http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

What’s your favorite recipe? My favourite recipe as just gotta be Arizonan frogspawn and centipede soup with garlic and mushrooms http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

Tell us about the last thing you got excited about. Being there at the Big Bang http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

What motivates you? Talking to my sofa http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

What do you love about where you live? Zero gravity in my garden. http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

If you were going to open up a shop, what would you sell? I would sell time because when it comes to the crunch, we seem to be running out of it.

Alien space craft about to ravage the earth.

Sun and Daily star news papers. http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com Scour the news for an entirely uninteresting story. Consider how it connects to your life. Write about that.

Was today typical? No, it was not typical. Today, a black hole formed in my bedroom, so when I entered I found my self being torn apart at the event horizon. How ever alls well thar ends well as I eventually woke up in another parallel universe where I was a multi millionaire http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

How would you describe yourself to someone? I would describe myself as a paragon of unmitigated connotations Now bang the rocks together and visit http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

If you could bring back one dinosaur, which one would it be? A trogglybrocktosaurus. Because they make good pets http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com