Billboard

If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say? My Billboard would say. Bang the rocks together and visit http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

College

What colleges have you attended? Never went to school,didn’t like it so I stopped going. Whats more I still hate school. Now bang the rocks together and visit http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

Do you play in your daily life? What says “playtime” to you? Play time starts when my pey Hyena says stop working its play time. http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

Creative me!

How are you creative? I am part of an Amateur Dramatics group and also have my own website. Happy Christmas everyone now bang the rocks together and visit http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

What was the last thing you did for play or fun? Played hide and seek with a 15ft salt water crocodile.

Top 5 grocery items

List your top 5 grocery store items. Powdered Armadillo milk Essence of skunk Grated Zebra cheese Dried gorgonzola flavoured bat wings Aniseed flavoured frog spleens

Describe a man who has positively impacted your life. Douglas Adams. Writer of the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy.

What skills or lessons have you learned recently? Today i learnt to time travel. http://www.theaardvarkskettle.com

Tell us one thing you hope people say bout you. I hope people say about me ” Theres a guy who really lnows where is towel is”

Tomorrows priority

What’s your #1 priority tomorrow? MAKE SURE THE TIME MACHINE IS FULLY LOADED I FANCY A HOLIDAY IN 16TH CENTURY SCOTLAND And make sure that tomorrows priority does not become yesterdays nightmare