THE DAFT AS A BRUSH PARTY
Can anybody please explain the reason for the Liberal Democrats because lets face it as a political party they are about as useful as a Haddock in a shrubbery.
The Lib Dems leader Ed Daft as brush Davey recently when asked about the forth coming local elections and how he thinks the Lib Dems will fare stated
” The sum total of the whole is not always the whole total of the sum, especially when the total sum of the whole adds up to nothing”
When asked what this means in terms of potential Lib Dem manifesto pledges he then reluctantly agreed that Hot Air Ballooning for the over 95s should be free. In a leaked document Ed Davey appears to be all for a coalition with the Monster Raving Looney party to be set up Should the Lib Dems not have quite enough votes for a majority victory at the next general election. Contrary to popular belief the Lib Dems can offer a viable alternative to current popular voting patterns.
Danny Chambers MP for Winchester and Mental Health spokesman denies there are mental health issues with the vast majority of Lib Dem politicians saying ” Oop doodley wooberly blartel” Which roughly translated means we will win the next general election.
Jess Brown Fuller will also insists that when we win the next election she will close all prisons and offer free housing to all former prisoners. “There is catastrophic over crowding in Britain’s prison so we will close them down and thus end the problem of over crowding”
COMING SOON GREENS TURN PURPLE
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