ITS TIME FOR CHANGE !
What Rachael Reeves as floating about inside her head is generally a good indication of what the general population as decomposing in their wheelie bins.
” It as become apparent to the Labour Govt that the people of the UK find inner city seagulls a far more important issue than that of illegal entry into the country” Rachael Reeves
Yvette Cooper announces multi million pound investment into installing effective anti seagull defences across the UK. THE LABOUR PARTY
Rachael Reeves, the black hole at the centre of our galaxy is the fault of the conservative party and because of this we need 30 billion pounds to put it right. THE LABOUR PARTY
In a bid to cut the financial deficit Labour set to replace traffic cones with the over 95s THE LABOUR PARTY
POLITICS UK THE STORY SO FAR.
Politicians have a problem with the truth. In hindsight its better to have retrospectively voted for a candidate whose truthful intent as not yet been overbrushed with a malignantly untruthful agenda, that almost hypnotises a voter into electing a party whose convoluted and somewhat dystopian views bear about as much truthful intent as Adolf Hitler.
We can envisage a future of utopian wonder when we become embroiled in the political agender of pre election manifesto pledges. Its only when duly elected do the real issues of political intrigue show themselves as nought but a false indication of what truthful falsehoods can inflict upon a bemused electorate.
For example
One day Yvette Cooper went and bought herself a packet of mini cheddar’s. Cos as she readily admits she was feeling slightly peckish. Of course she denied it. But what did she deny, buying the snack or denying the fact that she was feeling slightly peckish. Denial of actuality and truth is a predetermining factor for anyone who has aspirations of a life in politics. Especially in the Labour party.
For example
Neville Chamberlain once said peace in our times, about a month later the second world war started.
For example
The tory 1922 committee was formed in April 1923.
Never ask a politician if he is enjoying the good weather. Because if you do there is an extreme likely hood that he will find the nearest toilet and tip a bucket of water over his head and tell every one it’s raining outside.
Politicians lie because if they tell the truth its because they have not been born yet.
In a recent interview with the Bangladeshi Times Rachael Reeves states the problems of inner city seagulls is far more pressing and problematic than current illegal immigration. For every boat that arrives on our coast, for every illegal/terrorist/criminal/sex offender/ that arrives on our beaches I promise to stop one seagull from entering our inner cities. This is what the country wants this is what the British people crave a city free from the menace of seagulls.,
Politicians only do the right thing when they have been caught doing the wrong thing
They and them to get the right to vote at the next election.
In a desperate attempt to secure votes and win the next election Prime Minister Keir Starmer gives the right to vote to they and them, and says in an an address to they and them “Its ok for a woman to have a willy”
Reaction of the Labour Party when told another 38 million illegal/on the run/terrorists/criminals/ just arrived in a rubber dingy
Seventeen yr old they set to introduce a new political party called the They and Them Party to challenge the policies of the Labour Party, and to introduce reform for they and non specific binary asexual trans pan gender neutral thems.
Politicians lie, because if they told the truth they would be unemployed.
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Politicians only get where they are because they don’t know where they are going. They are incapable of telling the truth. They are however capable of telling untruths that when mixed with an irrelevant cross party rhetoric that has been imbued with a sense of false innuendo spoken with a vocabulary that is about as clear as oral dysentery, which then leaves the people who voted for them with a clear sense of achievement in having voted for the wrong party.
Politicians cannot speak under water irrespective of what they would have you believe, they do however have this unerring ability to tell lies without taking a breath.
ONE OF THESE KIER STARMERS IS A DUMMY THE OTHER IS MADE OF PLASTIC CAN YOU TELL WHICH IS WHICH
We live in a society where by and large we tend to vote for a political party that as honed to perfection the ability to tell the truth even though what they are telling you is a lie!
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