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Bang the rocks together guys its Christmas, so have a good one and don’t be vague.

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Twas  the night before Christmas and down Moston lane 
not a person was stirring just the criminally insane . 
The Alliance was rocking the Bluebell was full 
but Rudolf the Reindeer had nothing to pull. 
Prancer and Dancer were exceedingly drunk 
and Donner und Blitzen and smoked to much skunk. 
Then the Gangsta's of Moston said it would be fun
 to hold up dear Santa at the point of a gun .
As the snow started falling that Christmas Eve night. 
Behold ! 
Asda carpark a terrible sight.
 Santa lay sobbing his sleigh empty and bent. 
And for the good kids of Moston their Christmas was spent.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS


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