THE DAFT AS A BRUSH PARTY
In a positive bid to a greener Britain the Lib Dems promise to get rid of plastic traffic cones by replacing them with the over 95s. Ed Davey
” When you weigh up the financial and environmental impact this could have on the country you know that it makes good sense to vote Lib Dem at the next election” After all it would appear that the current Labour Govt are more interested in reducing the impact seagulls are having on inner city area’s Than illegal mass migration.
In a recent memorandum that was leaked to the press Ed Davey as sanctioned the move from an aggressive military to a more passive force. All camouflage jackets are to be replaced with velvet trimmed beige and purple double breasted jackets with extra pockets and luminous buttons. This will help promote a more passive approach to life in the army. We want to be an Army for the future so therefore all weapons will be banned and training will revolve around promoting non binary gender fluid genatalia free soldiers who can when needed adopt the role of him or her without bias. Instead of milling during basic training the new breed of soldier will be instructed on Morris Dancing and cheer leading.
COMING SOON LIB DEM WELCOME THEY AND THEM TO THE FOLD.
THE AARDVARKSKETTLE 