HIM OR HER

Great Britain to recruit they and them into the Army as conscription looms, and national service beckons.

The British Army in a bid to become more people friendly are to raise two Battalions of they and them and will be led by the first pan gender non specific trans sexual male to female transformed Lieutenant Colonel Them.

Combat boots will be replaced by the new pinky fluorescent combat slippers and bayonets will be replaced by luminous glow sticks.They and them will be allowed to have sex change on Friday’s RSMs parade.

MOD Set to convert barracks into they and them friendly cosy fluffy non binary gender fluid trans accommodation with double king size beds to allow they and them to sleep with their favourite fluffy bear, or little kitty cat.

Bed sharing in cases of extreme home sickness will be allowed to all ranks and gender neutral pronouns of indeterminable identities.

Russian President Putin said to be shaking in his boots

Just as it is right for they and them to have the vote it is just as important that we recognise right for a woman to have a willy. Or indeed a man to have a tuppence. In some cases it should be accepted as normal for some one to have both.

NHS refuses to comment on potential legal action. Thirty seven year old former male to female sex change transgender female back to male, non binary pan sexual, gender dysphoric, non specific person, plans to sue the NHS for discriminatory misrepresentation based on his gender misinterpretation. By refusing to give him a hysterectomy he claims that the NHS are denying him his basic human right of choice. The 37 year old who has now changed his name to heshe as this represents the him and her side of dual personality.

Are you a parent ?

Are you struggling to get to grips with your child’s identity and cannot completely understand just what is going on in its head. Is your child a boy that wants to no longer be known as a boy but a pronoun of non specified gender neutral non binary a sexual fluidity. Is your daughter not your daughter anymore but your son, and wants to be recognised as a non gender specific trans person of non identifiable pronouns. Is your son really your daughter, is your daughter a they or a them.

Well don’t worry this perfectly normal behaviour for a child.

So just what is in a name.

For example just because it barks, wags its tail, as four legs and chases postmen one must not assume its a dog .It could be a hamster that thinks its a dog, or a cat that thinks its an hamster that likes to pretend its dog. But hamsters don’t chase postmen ; there we go stereo typing again why shouldn’t a hamster chase postmen. Why can we not take our pet gold fish out on a lead for walk and call it it rover. Because the fish would die. But in todays society every dog as its day and if that’s the case why can’t every gerbil be kept in an aquarium full of water and every budgie have its day, its not a dogs life you know.

Especially if the gerbil wants to identified as a fish. And why should cats be the only animal that as nine lives.

Pronouns. What is a pronoun a word used instead of a noun, ok so what is a noun a word that names a person or thing.

So a man walks into a shop and buys some y fronts, some shaving foam and a packet of condoms (he’s feeling lucky) is he really a man? Would a woman under normal circumstances walk into a shop and buy these items. Well I suppose she could if her husband partner boyfriend it them they lampost was working late, or confined to a wheelchair or indeed if her husband partner boyfriend it them they lampost was a hamster. So why can’t a hamster walk into a shop and buy the said items? Lets face it may look like a hamster but are we sure it is an hamster and not just a woman pretending to be a hamster. Which then leads to a serious question of discrimination and also one would then have to question the identity of every woman who walked into a shop and bought a packet of condoms, should she be in a cage running around in a wheel.

The younger generation seem to have an identity problem which most of the older generation just cannot understand. A boy who looks like a boy acts like a boy very probably is a girl, where as a girl who looks like a girl talks like a girl and acts like a girl is probably neither boy or girl, he she is very probably just that ; they, them maybe or even just that.

It seems that a boy who dresses like a girl who wants to be a girl can no longer be identified as a boy who wants to be a girl, now he she is to be identified as they, or in extreme circumstances be addressed as them (even if there is only one of they)

It used to be that LGBT was four letters described a persons sexual orientation. Now it appears that every letter in the alphabet is used to describe whether a person is a person and not a lampost or whether a boy is a hamster that wants to be identified as them, or again a woman who is gay may not want to identified as a gay woman but as a porcupine that wants to known now as a haddock that as a predetermined identifiable trait and wishes to be known as that.

That what I hear you say is that woman there, she looks like a woman walks like a woman talks like a woman buys feminax but she is in fact a pronoun of indeterminable identity.

So who is who and who is me or them or that or they, well I am me not they them or that I do not wish to be known as a pronoun, a lamp post is a pronoun but I do not see many of the younger generation stood out at night lighting up the streets. Because there mums who are very likely to be women have called them in and told there daughters or sons to do their home work and then its bed time.

Is a ceramic bowl a pronoun, well it looks nothing like him or her its not a boy or a girl it does not have any form of sexual identity, so there fore its a ceramic bowl just as a boy is a boy and a girl is a girl. So boys and girls if that is something you just cannot accept then I suggest you get your selves down to the nearest pottery maker and sit in a Kiln for 4 hours and get your selves glazed.

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