CURSORY RYHMES
The climate may be changing
perhaps its for the best
cos you can now go a walking
across the Arctic in your vest.
The owl and the pussycat went to sea in a boat made from papyrus. They took some money and a big jar of honey. And a bazooka to kill a walrus.
Incey wincey mountain goat
drowning in a pool
He thought he was a goldfish
Now don't he look a fool
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her truffet
Working out where she had been
She pulled out a map
And gave a big scream
Cos where she was now
she had been.
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Convoluting a conjectural retort.
Based on lateral thought.
An answer he sought
To esoterically give meaning to nought.
Hey diddle diddle
a philosophical riddle
is not as ambiguous as was.
The upshot of this
an ambivalent clause.
That states I think!
therefore I am!
when I am not.
Doctor Foster
went to Gloucester
To buy some Dilithium Crystals
But when he got there
the shops were all bare
so he time warped
himself back yesterday
Sing a song of sixpence
a pocket full of gum
Four and twenty philosophers
were looking very glum.
They couldn't find an answer
or a reason why.
And when a monkey found it
they all began to cry.
Ride a cock horse to
Banbury cross
to see an old lady upon a white horse
with warts on her fingers
her face and her nose
people shout burn her
wherever she goes
THE AARDVARKSKETTLE 